Hey! I'm Grant. I'm 16 years old. This is mostly a tumblr for the horrible monstrosities my friends and I create, though you may see some more serious work here and there every once in a while.
A new old song by Eric Winebrenner, presenting the classic what-if situation in a realistic format.
Bigfoot fights the Lochness monster!
LYRICS
stompin over to scotland
bigfeet and a fist curled hand
he’s feeling tempermental for once
and he’s ready to fight
great black clouds over a lake bed
white water splashes up from a giant head
lochness wakes up and makes a stand
bigfoot isn’t convinced
he won’t take crap from a giant neck fish
he’s got a feeling for love
and a heart the size of the moon
he’s got a settle to score with a pompous legend
someone’s gotta go and it won’t be a heavenly sight
the neck snapped back with a terrible crack
lochness fell back from the attack
bigfeet keep dancing and fighting all the problems away
bigfeet keep moving and fighting all the problems away
(via erwine)
Eric Winebrenner, the crazy cahoot whose songs I’ve been posting recently, now has his own tumblr:
If you enjoyed this musical sampler of the works and works to come of Mr. Winebrenner, you can check out his tumblr for all future music and musical updates.
In the spirit of the month, Eric Winebrenner is back with a Valentine’s Day special. He details the story we’ve all experienced - being alone on the 14th of February. With his whimsical rhyme style, it’s sure to be a great time.
Eric Winebrenner is back with another instant classic. Fun for the whole family, this mix of western, polka, dubstep, and and R&B hip-hop can only be described as “Tight bro. -(Grant Marsden)” and “What, what is this, I don’t get it. -(Eric’s parents).”
Once again I would like to extend the deepest apologies for anyone hurt directly or indirectly by the actions of Mr. Winebrenner, and he shall be brought to justice.
Courtesy of Eric Winebrenner.
Eric Winebrenner details the story of Grant. Should be a good time.